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दिलचस्प आवेदन

Posted On: 23 Feb, 2011 Others में

अंधेरगर्दीआम आदमी का दर्द ......

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देखिये हमारे  आईटी प्रोफेसनल और इनकी अंग्रेजी को जब वे आवेदनपत्र लिखते है .

The Leave Applications;)

· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.” ?


· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:


“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

·

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

???????????????

· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.” 😛


· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”


· An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”


· A leave letter to the headmaster:


As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” 🙂

· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”


· Covering note:

I am enclosed herewith…”

· Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

· Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.


· Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

· A candidate’s job application:



This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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