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थोडा हल्का - जरा हटके (हास्य वयंग्य )

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: Simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.

MUNNA BHAI : Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.

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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.

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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN : What is this?

CIRCUIT : Bread India

Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN : What is this?

CIRCUIT : Sweet India

With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …

ENGLISHMAN : What is that?

CIRCUIT : Air India

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU : Nehin.

CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?

MAMU : B.A.

MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.