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Modern Shayari : मॉर्डन हिन्दी शायरी

Posted On: 3 Feb, 2013 Others में

थोडा हल्का - जरा हटके (हास्य वयंग्य )Shayri, jokes, chutkale and much more...

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Modern Shayar

Boy says : -Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Girl says : -Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face ,
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space


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Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena


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Tum Bahut Khubsurat Ho,
Khud Ko Duniya Se Chupaya Karo.
Aankhon Ke Kajal Se Kya Hoga,
Gale Main Nembu-Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.


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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao..


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Petrol Bachane Ke Liye Ladki Ne Gaadi Band Kar Di,
Raste Se Ja Raha Tha Dhakka Maarne Ko Kehne Lagi

Dhakka Maarte Maarte Haathon Mein Chhale Pad Gaye,
Mujhe Bye Kehkar Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi

Zalim Ne Jane Se Pehle Thank You Tak Na Kaha,
Mein Dhobi Ka Kutta, Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka Raha


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Patte Gir Sakte Hain Par Ped Nahi
Suraj Dub Sakta Hai Par Aasman Nahi
Dharti Sukh Sakti Hai Par Dariya Nahi
Duniya Sudhar Sakti Hai Par Tum Nahi


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Arz kiya hai-
Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Ye kaisa zulm sehana pad raha hai,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai.


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Chandni Raat Thee Wo Mere Saat Thee, Main Upar Tha Wo Niche Thee. Galat Mat Samjhna Mere Yaaro, Wo Meri Saikal Thee.


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jaan-e-mann tere pyaar mein bajne laga hai mera beeper jaan-e-mann tere pyaar mein bajne laga hai mera beeper k. tere piche aise pada hu jaise ball ke piche wicket keeper.

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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo buri nazar na COKE pe dalo chahe jitna DEW pila lo sabse aage hoga NEEMBU PANI hamne piya hai tum bhi piyo Happy Garmi.


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Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ke Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ki, Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain Tum Gir Naa Pado Isliye Chashma Lagaa Raka Hain.


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