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लड़की के दिमाग की कहानी : What Boys Say In Mind While Talking With A Girl
कल ऐसे ही कंप्यूटर बाबा की शरण में था तो एकाएक नजर एक ऐसी चीज पर पड़ी जो बहुत ही मजेदार थी. कभी सोचा है आपने कि यह लड़कियां कभी भी फोन करके अपने प्रेमी पर इमोशनल अत्याचार करती है, उसके बदले में लड़के क्या सोचते हैं. मैंने पूरी मेल पढ़ी और लगा कि वाकई सच्चाई आंखों के सामने आ गई.
लड़कियों का तो कुछ जाता नहीं. बस एक मिस कॉल मार दो, वापस फोन आ गया तो ठीक वरना कल मुंह फुलाकर बैठ जाओ. कहो कि तुम मुझे टाइम नहीं देते फलाना फलाना.
पर लड़के बेचारे एक तो टाइम भी खराब करें ऊपर से कॉलकरके पैसा भी खर्च करें. वाह रे वाह. काश ! यह टेलिफोन वाले मिस कॉल पर भी चार्ज करते तो पता चलता. और यह लड़कियां फोन पर पकाती कितना है. खाना पकाने में तो इनकी ऐसी-तैसी हो जाती है पर दिमाग का खिचड़ी पकाने में इन्होंने पीएचडी कर रखी होती है.
जरा गौर फरमाइए इस गुफ्तगू पर भी.
Its really true.so Girls be aware
She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back.
She: Hello!
……
He: {are yaar…Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi …kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi…bas aise hi phone kiya…
He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee …!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?… khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah…}oh…ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya…tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab….”Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon” sun raha hu FM par….
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song “Hum Tum”
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen} Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
…She: *giggles*
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan sab so rahe hai… Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge
He: {Ekdum Correct…woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai …} Come on! Please!
She: Hattt …I don’t sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai… paka kyun rahi hai} It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear
She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon} Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu…gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai….is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don’t have that great a voice … ye to aise hee gaa diya tha … warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai… saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye
teri awaaz sunke} hmmmm
She: Theek hai… jab itni zid kar rahe ho… sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa … shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi} Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao… meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai}
Hmmmm ‘Mahiya’ from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank God … Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol …} Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre … mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa….mere kaan to pakne waale hai} Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi… ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} Gaao na…pls gaao na….teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon
She: dekho….ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} No no… Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na…. is liye… Trying to make u comfortable
She: Hmmm
He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} Please gaao na…
She: Main kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn…jaaan bachi… nikal leta hoon…abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams. Take care…Muuahh.
He: Sweets dreams to u too… {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry…that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii…current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha…} Nahi
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai…} Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na… ya tu running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it’s ok… purana match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn’t sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl… this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn’t sing} Bad toh main nahi keh raha But I want you to be comfortable first…. tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi…..So, me waiting..K { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya … dhatttt tereki }
She sings 1 stanza from the song
‘Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami…..’
He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot….mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon… pagal kar diya… chalo shukr hai self realization hai … } Nahi you really sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya…..kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun} Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm…theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao
He: {Achcha mil gayi permission … waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab …} Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey….
He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi…
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi… Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: {Iski toh… !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol} Not at all. You sing very well…
She: Hmmm…. tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
Guys I khow it is Quite lengthy….but read it Completely ..
ENJOY !!!!!!
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